May 2013
16 posts
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
shoe-inhibitions:
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
cumillionaire:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
nerdfighter13812:
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
April 2013
14 posts
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#i’m not saying its aliens #but
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
I have been treating you like the bandage when you might actually be the wound.
March 2013
5 posts
February 2013
20 posts
